Sometimes I try to imagine a world without the things I love most, just so I can be more thankful for them. Is that weird? I guess it’s a way to be grateful for the things I have. And I don’t even mean tangible things (although the basics are a lot to be thankful for in today’s world). Now, I don’t intend to get all mushy-mushy on ya. Nope, not me. Ok…sometimes, but not today. Not right now.
So what’s one of the things in this world that I’m convinced 100% I just can’t do without? Cuz, obviously, whatever that thing is it would automatically become one of my favorite things. DUH. What’s the answer?
It’s an amazing thing, in that no one can take it from you. Laughter can heal, man. It’s powerful stuff. Comedy brings people together. We crave it, we seek it out, and we do it daily. We even pay money to sit in a large venue together and let professional funny people say funny things so we can laugh. We play games to laugh. We’re drawn to people who make us laugh. People love to laugh. It lifts the spirit. It feels good. It’s fun. And *bonus* it works your abs, so I think it counts as exercise if you do it enough. Right? The answer is yes. Just agree.
I’m 36 years old, and to this day I can give myself a full-on case of the giggles…almost on command. I try not to take myself too seriously, and mostly that’s just so people will take me seriously on the rare occasion when I’m actually being serious. But still.
So, in honor of laughter and all the goodness it offers in this life, and to hopefully bring you a little of it…I’m giving some away. In the form of “a party game for horrible people.” Maybe you’ve heard of Cards Against Humanity?
It’s a “fill in the blank” game. And all you do is pick from the white cards in your hand to fill in the blank for the black card that’s being played.
It’s funny stuff, despite the fact that some (ok, a lot) of it is rude, crude and socially unacceptable. So, if you’ve heard of this horrible game for horrible people, and you think it might be a bit too inappropriate for you…there’s still hope.
Not everyone is able to relax and find humor in the unequivocally boorish nature of this party game. So, guess what – if you’re hyper sensitive about your relationship status, or your fear of spiders the McRib is too much to handle…just take out the cards. Ta-da! You can personalize your game, and make it tolerable.
Just try not to suck all the fun out of it…cuz no one likes a fun sucker.
Let’s make a pledge to laugh more. And to also log said laughter as activity on our fitness-trackers. Okie dokie?
The giveaway item is Cards Against Humanity (original game) and Expansion Packs 1 and 2 ($45). If the awesome person who wins already has the original game, you’ll get yourself 4 standard expansion packs of your choice. 😉 Boom.
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